We’re proud to present the Professor’s patented "Parallelo-Time-O-Vision"™ incorporating his very own “alternative reality clarification”. Despite warnings from the Women’s Institute there was no other way to go for the DVD included in the Professor’s Diploma course.

Activating it creates a subtle manipulation of the space-time continuum - opening a parallel dimension portal which allows the Professor to explain (and you to enjoy) the subtlest of nuance, twitch or deepest silent bottom murmur from our politicians.

Be warned, this may induce mild but pleasant nausea.

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